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Math is Punny

Geometry_T.jpgWho says math isn't funny? Please enjoy beloved BCA mathematics teacher Mrs. Gina Sweeney's favorite mathematic puns. 

  1. Math is an “Integral” part of my life! 
  2. Without Geometry, life is pointless! 
  3. I see you have graph paper, you must be plotting something! 
  4. There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator! 
  5. Never drink and derive! 
  6. Technically the glass is always half full!
  7. I ate some pi and it was delicious!
  8. A cute angle. 
  9. Pi a-la-mode! 
  10. Dear Algebra, Stop asking me to find your “X”. She left you and I don’t know “Y”! 
  11. Math is the only subject that counts: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7…..! 
  12. Math: It’s all fun and games until someone divides by zero! 
  13. Come to the math side, we have Pi! 
  14. I’m a math teacher, of course I have problems!
  15. You know what is odd to me? Numbers that aren’t divisible by 2! 
  16. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they will never meet!                                                                                                         
Cheryl Thurston

Written by Cheryl Thurston

Cheryl Thurston serves as the Associate Dean of High School at Bradford Christian Academy.

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